Here I am, a human being, and here I am stealing wine: the weirdest tweets about customers
Day by day the merchandise in this country is changing vs cash owners. Once you flip the entrance sign, the madness begins. Everything could be so beautiful and peaceful without them Client Will be. Do they really have to interrupt the important chat with the colleague over the weekend? Now they definitely have extra requests and then they don’t say it right Thank you very much, Is that true! We are very friendly and considerate, well, admittedly we were distracted for a while, but only because we had to read our bunch of really funny tweets about customers. Do you also think customers can wait for you to read them? Then this way!
#1: It could become our new regular store
Bobby and I are playing shopping. She is the customer, I am her cashier.
My name is Price.
She comes and opens the cash register and takes out some coins and bills and hands me the money.Today I’m doing the same thing in Lidl.
– Herr Pan Tao ℹ️ (@HerrPanTau) January 18, 2023
#2: We have no idea!
The baker was arrested in our town. drugs smuggling.
You think you know people and then something like that..
Been his customer for 5 years and had no idea he was a baker.
Maeen ☕️
– not 🎗 (BerlinerImExil) August 28, 2022
#3: Reputation precedes them
Recently in the workwear specialty store:
Customer: I’m a freelancer – are you too…
Salesperson: …but of course – you’ll find a great selection of high-quality lingerie in the back right!– blank fake | @[email protected] (BlnkFktn) August 10, 2018
#4: Always be polite
Client to copywriter:
“I could have written that, too.”what I think:
“No, you’re a wrong example of a product manager misprint, you can’t do that.”what I say:
“No, you’re a wrong example of a product manager misprint, you can’t do that.”– Brathering (_Brathering_) March 15, 2020
#5: Less is not always more
[Beim Döner]
Customer: “Doner kebab with a little bit of meat, please.”
Doner Kebab Man: “I don’t have it.”my hood <3
– Not even Dave (guycalleddad) April 26, 2020
Number 6: A typical Monday
Monday.
the customer.
E-mail.
Wound! pic.twitter.com/TRGl1efAIR– frl. Meyer (_meyershome) May 11, 2020
#7: For some clients, you need it yourself Ikea instructions
Yesterday’s customer to her friend: “Huh, is Ikea from the Netherlands because she says
Everywhere?” What betrayed us? The Swedish flag, the Swedish restaurant, the blue and yellow staff or the Swedish shop?
I’m not sure.
– Svenja 🌱🧠 (@PommesTofu) January 20, 2023
#8: How to recognize the Corona generation
Children’s play store
the size:
“I am the customer!”
Small:
“I will go out!”
Little:
“I’m a security guard and I will fire you if you don’t wear a mask!”– Maximum Torque (@ MaximalesD) December 31, 2020
Number 9: Always ready
A client is sitting next to me at the hairdresser’s, unpacking a meatloaf and a small bottle of Prosecco from his bag.
She tweets!
Anyway, I can still learn a lot.
– Mrs_Mary (MrsMarryPoppins) July 30, 2019
#10: When hanging up isn’t an option
The “best” complaint my boss had about me was from a customer who was upset because I didn’t hang up properly and then had to listen to our business for 30 minutes!
– Mo (MO__GI) January 7, 2020
Number 11: There is nothing too difficult for a magician
The four-year-old addressed the older Rewe teller as “Young Lady”.
This makes it the most popular client of all.– Kendra the Kardashian cat (@hummelfee5) April 9, 2018
No. 12: Do you know mussel farms in central Germany?
Here, a customer has just asked why the supermarket doesn’t offer regional scallops when, according to the advertisement, regional produce is very important to him.
Yes, that’s how I looked too. Just like the man at the fish counter.
– Mofakatzentempler 🔴🎗🌻🏳️🌈 (Kistenprediger) August 16, 2018
#13: We ran out of time
The customer is king, but woe to the customer who wants to be queen.
– Oscars & Jurkes Bobo-WJ (@bagahoy) March 13, 2018
No. 14: Rewefrau for President
Rio Dortmund.
Customer: Fresh cream, is it available with extra cream?
Rewefrau: This is a double cream.
Customer: Does that mean more calories?
Rewefrau: No. those sold.– Vanessa Jeezy (@dieliebenessy) July 14, 2018
No. 15: Who’s on Khartoum here?
Customer: “How much rye is in the bread?”
The saleswoman turns to bread:
“No, we only have half left!”Customer: “No, how much rye is in the bread?”
Shop assistant: “Only half left!”
Customer: “SHARE!! RYE!!!”
Shop assistant: “50%!!!”
– Karla Hitman H(e)art (KarlaKnows) April 2, 2018
No. 16: A Helpful Samaritan
[Heute beim Bäcker]
Customer: “How many calories are in the crumbled snails?”
seller [schaut nach]: “426!”
Customer: “Then I’ll take a roll.”
Then the saleswoman seemed very sad, so I bought two crumbled snails.
I’m happy to help!
– Deir Jasser (@agdasWasser) January 8, 2020
You spent a lot of money on shopping again, now is the time to save!