IBES 2023: Jungle Camp kicks off with a bang!
IBES is back! in Australia! In the woods where you belong! With all the euphoria of the comeback, the IBES Code this Friday evening is almost forgotten Daniel Hartwich He left the Temperance Tree House voluntarily. Over the years, the chinchilla family that lives at the helm simply could not handle the constant drastic temporal changes from Cologne-Ossendorf to the Australian outback. And then there was jet lag.
Otherwise there is only good news. Most of the twelve candidates made it to the forest without any problems. Only Martin Semmelrogge failed – possibly due to the difficult entry requirements. His police clearance testimony seems more devastating than that of Ben Teaweag and Boris Becker combined. In terms of criminal records, the Australian Customs Authority is probably more scrupulous than the AfD Membership Committee. As far as the status of corona vaccination and the accompanying PCR tests are concerned, Canberra has been so radically dismantled that in principle even Novak Dukovic Jungle camp Take part.
Hartwich’s successor as Head Tamers of RTL’s celebrity D star arena with his own bankruptcy court clerk is: Jan Köppen. Temperance partner Sonia Zetlow asked him to swear “IBES Unser” on a kangaroo testicle in advance in a union (warning!) ritual. Prepared this way, this (ie cuppen, not testicles) lends itself seamlessly to the usual jungle banquet of flat jokes. In his first, well, gag, he “accidentally” found a Nokia phone from three years ago that still had tape from the battery on it. It at least makes it clear: Marcus Morel, at 63, is not the eldest in the camp. There are jokes present that could be his grandparents. Every second more fireworks await the muzzle than the word game graveyard. Maybe something like “the religious aspect would also be interesting, because there are many insects here in the forest” – but in vain. Maybe he has RTL I decided to ban fireworks after the events of New Year’s Eve.
Battery mode to get legendary sexy quotes
But then it goes straight into battery mode for exciting legendary quotes. And there are few more pearls that loyal woodland lovers could wish for in a little more. Cosimo Citiolo knows: “Australia is as big as Cologne.” It seems a bit boycotting at first, but basically he’s right: decrepit ex-celebrities roam all over the place and for a short while a not-so-noble pseudo-king takes over the scepter.
Meanwhile, Jolina Mennen is already suffering from “stress diarrhea” in the opening credits — and Tessa Bergmeier hasn’t gotten off the plane just yet. A poster boy from Neue Deutsche Welle also offers intimate insights into his private life: “I’m Marcus Müller, my stage name is Marcus.” AHA. By the way, Uli Hoeneß’s favorite food is Nuremberg sausages. Her stage name is Nürnberger. Keyword Artist Name: Jana Pallaske Now called Jana Urkraft. As the camp officer to talk to the trees, her first official act is to bless the beach. During the season, you are also likely to wed against one hedge or the other with a dirt road. But before that, I treated my ardent fan community into a real one Edmund Stoeber Moment: “I ask every flower if I can pick it and bear it with gratitude.” At a moment’s notice, you’d expect her to hit a major station and arrive in 10 minutes with Transrapid in Stoiber’s garden, where the two language acrobats perform a flower act together.